Hello.
[[Hi]]
Cool, you should just text her or something then?
Congratulations. You unlocked the (colour: #FFD700)[*"Knowing Me, Knowing Rianna"*] achievement.(if: $knowrianna is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)]
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[[Back to the start ->1]]
Rianna Dearden is a narrative designer for video games, board games and interactive media. She specialises in world building and storytelling.
She also has experience in graphic design, voice over, audio production and theatre making.
[[- Is this a game?]]
[[- Can I see her portfolio?]]
[[- Where can I contact her?]]
[[- What about that theatre stuff?]]
Rianna is Artistic Director of theatre company, (link-repeat:"Lost Watch")[(openURL:"http://www.lostwatchtheatre.co.uk")] which she set up in 2013. They're Associate Ensemble at New Diorama Theatre and create new writing theatre shows. Lost Watch also make work for children in collaboration with Icelandic theatre company Miðnætti.
Rianna works freelance in theatre as a deviser, actor, producer, composer and writer.
(link-repeat:"- Ooh lemme see more about Lost Watch")[(openURL:"http://www.lostwatchtheatre.co.uk")]
[[- What else does she do? ->- I MUST KNOW.]]That's right. She trained at East 15 Acting School on the Acting and Contemporary Theatre Course and has been working as an actor and voice over actor for 7 years.
[[- Been in anything I've heard of?]]
[[- Where can I find out more?]]Congratulations. You unlocked the (colour: #FFD700)[*"Not messin' about"*] achievement. (if: $notmessin is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)](set: $notmessin to true)
You can contact Rianna at **riannadearden@hotmail.co.uk** or check out her twitter, **@RiannaDearden**
Congratulations. You unlocked (colour: #D2AE49)[*"THE ULTIMATE HONOUR: Rianna's Email"*] achievement. (if: $ultimate is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)](set: $ultimate to true)
[[Back ->- Narrative designer]] What IS a game?
[[- Life is a game]]
[[- An activity that one engages in for amusement or fun]]
[[- A game is a problem-solving activity, approached with a playful attitude]]
Oh yeah. That.
[[- Rianna Dearden: Theatre Maker ->- Theatre Maker]] Thank you for watching my TED talk. Up next:
[[Rianna Dearden: Narrative Design->- Narrative designer]]
[[Rianna Dearden: Theatre Maker ->- Theatre Maker]]
[[Rianna Dearden: Acting ->- Actor?! Wut, no that can't be right]]
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[[Back ->- Is this a game?]]
Jesse Schell wrote that. No foolin' me.
[[- Good artists copy. Great artists steal]]
Sure. The quote has many debated origins and has been reproduced, or should I say, COPIED, many times.
Isn't it ironic?
[[- Don't you think.]]
[[- What's irony?]]
[[- Get on with it. Tell me about Rianna. ->- I MUST KNOW.]]
Congratulations. You unlocked the (colour: #FFD700)[*"Alanis Morisette"*] achievement. (if: $alanis is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)]
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[[- Collect my ten thousand spoons]]
Who *is* Rianna Dearden?
[[- Narrative designer]]
[[- Theatre Maker]]
[[- Actor?! Wut, no that can't be right]]
Alright Aunty Sheila, calm down.
[[sorry]]
Rianna Dearden Actor's CV: (link-repeat:"Actor's CV")[(openURL:"https://www.spotlight.com/interactive/cv/9975-5646-3315")]
Congratulations. You unlocked the (colour: #FFD700)[*"How many accents can you do"*] achievement.(if: $accents is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)]
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[[- What else does she do? ->- I MUST KNOW.]]
Apology accepted. Now what do you really want to know?
[[- Tell me more about the acting ->- Where can I find out more?]]
[[- What else does she do? ->- I MUST KNOW.]]
That was Pablo Picasso.
[[No it was Steve Jobs ->debated origins]]
[[No it was T.S Eliot ->debated origins]]
[[No, it's original, I literally just made it up ->debated origins]]
[[Game over ->Begin]]
The portfolio door is locked. If only you had the portfolio door key.
(if: $playerhaskey is true)[ [[- Use portfolio key on portfolio door]] ]
(else: )[ [[- Ask Rianna for the key]]
[[- Look for the key myself]] ]
Sure. Go for it. Who need's adventure anyway?
Rianna's email is: riannadearden@hotmail.co.uk
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^^But you had that one already didn't you.^^]
[[Back ->- Can I see her portfolio?]]
Hmm. Where could it be?
[[- Under the bed]]
[[- Under the rug]]
(if: $obviouskey is true) [ **Way** too obvious.
[[Look further]] ]
(else:) [ Too obvious. (set:$obviouskey to true)
[[Look under the rug ->- Under the rug]] ]
(if: $obviouskey is true) [ **Way** too obvious
[[Look further]] ]
(else:) [ Too obvious (set:$obviouskey to true)
[[Look under the bed ->- Under the bed]] ]
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(set: $accents to false)The door opens into a long, dusty corridor. You take some tentative steps, one foot at a time.
[[- Is it me, or can I hear the faint sound of children singing "portfolio, oh portfolio" drifting towards me? ->Scroll sing]]
[[- Is it me or is this corridor getting smaller and smaller? ->Scroll small]]
[[- Is it me, or is this going on way too long?]]
(link: "Further")
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(link: "Further!")
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(link: "FURTHER!")[Ok, well done.
You've taken stock of the room around you. It's full of:
(link: "- Gareth Gates Posters")[Wishful thinking]
(link: "- Keys!")[You're halucinating]
[[- Teddy bears ->Stuffed animals]]
]
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]KNIFE
[[More about Rianna ->- I MUST KNOW.]]
You found a small brass key, used for opening doors such a "portfolio doors"
Congratulations. You unlocked the (colour: #FFD700)[*Bear Charmer*] achievement. (if: $playerhaskey is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)]
(link: "Pick up key")[You have a key.(set: $playerhaskey to true)]
(transition-depart: "shudder")[[Go to portfolio door! ->- Can I see her portfolio?]]
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wowzas.
(transition-depart: "slide-right")[[Look left.]]
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(transition-depart: "slide-left")[[Look centre.]]
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(transition-depart: "slide-left")[[Look right ->Wait!]]
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ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ •ᴥ-ʔ (mouseover-append: "ʕ •ᴥ-ʔ") [[[I have the key ->I have the key]]] ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
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Wait!
^^Second from the left, second row...^^
*Did they just wink at me?*
Don't disrespect me! I am PORTFOLIO BEAR! You must obey!
(link: "Please don't hurt me!")
[(link: " Take it! ")
[(link: "Take it all! ")
[(link: " I'll do anything you say!")
[[[ PLEASE! -> Embarrassing]]]
]
]
]ʕ •ᴥ-ʔ
"Give me everything you've got"
[[- I don't have anything.]]
[[- Who are you?]]
[[- Why are you winking at me?]]
My name is Portfolio Bear. I have been the keeper of the key to Miss Rianna's Portfolio since time began, in 2013. Now GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
[[- I don't have anything.]]
[[- Sounds like a good job]]
[[- Why are you winking at me?]]
I only have one eye. I lost it in a tragic tea party accident in 2015.
[[- Cripes. Sounds nasty.]]
[[- Cripes. That sounds like a lie ->- I don't have anything.]]
It is. Miss Rianna is a very good team player.
[[- You must be very well respected, to have such a prestigious position in Rianna's career]]
[[- Can I just have the key?]](if: $alanis is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*Alanis Morissette* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $tedtalk is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*Ted Talk* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $notmessin is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*Not Messin' About* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $google is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*I can Google things* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $ultimate is true) + (colour: #D2AE49) [*THE ULTIMATE HONOUR: Rianna's Email* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $playerhaskey is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*Bear Charmer* Achievement] (else:) []
(if: $knowrianna is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*Knowing Me, Knowing Rianna* Achievement ] (else:) []
(if: $accents is true) + (colour: #FFD700)[*How many accents can you do?* Achievement ] (else:) []
(colour: #D3D3D3)[Achievements unlocked:] (colour: #FFD700)[$achievements/10]
(link: "Back")[(go-to: (history:)'s last)]Well, that was embarrassing. Get a grip. I'm just a teddy.
[[Sorry. Please can I just have the key? ->Ok fine]]
Ok fine. But only because I need to get back to my knitting, and you, frankly, look ruffled.
[[Thank you. ->Found Key]]
It... it was. There was... so... much... fluff...
[[Are you... okay?]]
Stoooopppp it!
[[No, you stop it! You should be proud of yourself!]]
Just like that? No way. You must do everything I tell you to!
[[You're just a bear! ->- I don't have anything.]]
Yes. Sorry. I...
No one has asked me that for a long time. Thank you.
[[Shoulda seen the other guy. Am I RIGHT?!]]
Haha.
[[Haha.]]
Here.
Here's the key.
You deserve it.
[[Wow, thank you Portfolio Bear, you really are the best. ->Found Key]]
Aw, thank you. That really means a lot.
Here.
Here's the key.
You deserve it.
[[Wow, thank you Portfolio Bear, you really are the best. ->Found Key]]
You can see the portfolio by emailing Rianna at **riannadearden@hotmail.co.uk**
Congratulations. You unlocked (colour: #D2AE49)[*"THE ULTIMATE HONOUR (Rianna's Email)"*] achievement. (if: $ultimate is false)[(set: $achievements += 1)](set: $ultimate to true)
*^^Come on, what did you expect?^^*
[[Rianna Dearden: Narrative Designer->- Narrative designer]]
[[Rianna Dearden: Theatre Maker->- Theatre Maker]]
[[Rianna Dearden: Actor ->- Actor?! Wut, no that can't be right]] Ok, sure. A corridor, a dungeon, a boss battle, an ancient scroll, you get the drift.
[[Take me to the portfolio ->Portfolio!]]
Yes! You're right! You follow the enchanting sound, singing along "oooh portfooooolioooo" until you begin to see, far in the distance, a table. And on that table a scroll. It looks ancient.
[[Pick up the scroll]]
Yes! You're right! You continue along the corridor, crouching further and further as you go. You're completely doubled over when suddenly you begin to see, far in the distance, a table. And on that table a scroll. It looks ancient.
[[Pick up the scroll]]
A red ribbon, a plume of smoke, a distant sound of omnious chords. You've finally reached Rianna's portfolio.
This is it.
[[- Slowly, carfeully, meticulously unravel the scroll ->Portfolio!]]
I know what you're thinking.
[[You do?]]
Who IS Rianna Dearden?
[[- I MUST KNOW.]]
[[- I know her!]]